《Chocobo Racing》Dialog
2001-09-26 19:50 | kkkfantasy
Chocobo Racing
......
Capital 1
Chocobo:Kweh!
Cid:Hey,howdy Chocobo!
Thought I'd give ya somethin' dandy today.
So whaddya think,pardner!
(Chocobo got Jet Blades)
Chocobo:Kweh!Kweh!
Cid:You'll go even faster with them "Jet Blades"!
I made a racetrack behind my lab here.
Wanna take'em out fer a spin?
(They come to the racetrack)
Cid:Sooo,ya ready to roll?
The "□" button is fer ACCELERATION and the "X" button is fer
BRAKES.
Pushin,both button at the same time while turing' allows you to
SKID,kid!
(Fer those who know their racin' ,they'll soon get the DRIFT!)
If ya get stuck,press the "△" button to REVERSE back on track.
The L1 button lets ya do yer special "DASH" ability.
But you can only do that when yer gauge is at its maximum level.
(Begin to race)
Cid:Well I'll be...! Yer the world's fastest thing on wheels!
Chocobo:Kweh!Kweh!
a voice:Hah!The world's a bigger place than ya think!
Chocobo:Kweh!
Cid:Oh,it's you,Mog!
Mog:Hey Cid...finished what I asked ya for yet?
Cid(sweat~):Wha...? Uh? Oh yeah!Almost done!Um,it'll be finished by
tomorrow.
Mog(think):Heh heh heh...I heard that he was gonng make a machine for
Chocobo.
So I ordered one for myself too!
Chocobo(look at Mog):Kweh!
Mog:I'm not gonna let Chocobo be the center of attention all the time!
Yeah!If I win,I want this game's title to be changed to...
"Mog-ob-boy Racing"!!!
So Cid...let's see my machine,man.
Cid(sweat~):Errh...I'm still adding the um...finish touches.
Tomorrow,yeah,tomorrow!
I'll bring it over to yer house,Mog.
Mog:Heh heh...as of tomorrow.I'm gonna be the hero of this story!
To bad,huh,Chocobo?
Cid:...(sigh!)
Chocobo:Kweh?
Cid:I kinda fergot about his machine.
Oh well,I'll just have to make him something' by tomorrow then.
Chocobo:Kweh!
(to be continue)
Capital 2
Mog:Heh heh...I've waited a long time for this day to come...
That dumb Chocobo thinks he's a megastar!
But I'm better than that...
I'm a MoG-a-star!
(Cid and Chocobo reached Moogle Forest)
Cid:Sorry we're late,buddy!
Mog:Ah,my super-high-tech mega-tastic racing machine! Lemme see it!
(a children's motorbike)
Mog(unhappy):Hey,Cid...You don't mean THIS thing's the world's
fastest racing machine!?
Cid:Don't be gripin!I've designed this especially fer ya!
See?There's even a honkin' horn!
Mog:Hmm...I dunno about this...Oh well,anyway...
I went and made a racetrack for today's race.
But ya won't win if you just race as usual.You have to use the
Magic Stones of "HASTE" that are placed here and there along the
racecourse.
Mog(think):(Hey..Once I get a Magic Stones.I'll press the R1 button.
This lets ya use "haste",which'll make ya go faster for
a little while.
It's just like Chocobo's "DASH".What's more,you can steal
your opponent's
Magic Stones when ya bump into them from behind.
Knowin' this,I can't possibly lose to Chocobo!)
Mog:Heh heh heh...
Well,are you ready to lose?
Chocobo:Kweh!
Mog:All right.Let's see who's gonna be the star of this show!
(race is begin)
......
(finished)
Chocobo:Kweh!Kweh!
Mog:Ah man.I lost!I guess I'm doomed to play second fiddle to Chocobo...
(face to Cid)Hey pops!You didn't skimp on my machine,did ya?
Cid:Wh-why of course not! It's all because of the differences in yer
"abilities",not my machines!
Mog:"Abilities"!?
Cid:The secret of Chocobo's "DASH" is in the Blue Crystal
on his leg-ring.
Chocobo:Kweh?
Cid:Ya found that ring when you were still a li'l chickadee.
Since then,you've been able to do yer famous "DASH".
Mog:Aaaww...how lame!Compared to Chocobo's "Dash",
my ability,"FLAP",is a "flop"!
I'll never win unless I get a Blue Crystal!Is this fate
of a bit-part actor...!?
Cid:I hear there're many people with different abilities
all over this old ol' world.
Mog:Hmm...That means those guys with abilities gotta have
a secret like Chocobo's Blue Crystal too!
Cid:Say...why don't you fellas go on an adventure to
find out what that secret is?
An' y'all can show the world how great my
inventions are while yer at it!
Chocobo:Kweh!
Mog:(Heh heh heh...He doesn't suspect a thing.
I'll take the awesome abilities we find and made'em all mine!
By the time the smoke clear,it'll be ME on centra stage!)
Cid:Aaaand sooo began Mog won't be causin' too much trouble...
Aw well,Chocobo's with him,so everythin' should be awright!
(to be continue)
Capital 3
Cid:Welcome back folks!While you were gone.
Chocobo and Mog reached the village gate...
Mog:Well.We're about to leave our village.
If anything attacks us,its your turn to fight.
I'll sit back and cheer you on,okay?
(Golem appeared)
Mog:Waaaaargh!A monster!
Golem:Me gate keeper.Beyond here.Very dangerous!
No beat me,no leave village!
Mog:Oh...you're only a guard.Man,you scared me!
Golem:Go back village.
(Chocobo found that Golem has a Blue Crystal too)
Mog:Ah!That's a Blue Crystal!You have one too?
Golem:Oh!You have too?
Chocobo:Kweh!
Mog:Hey!how 'bout we bet our Blue Crystals on a race?Winner keeps all!
Golem:Ok!
Golem:Magic Stones of "FIRE" on this track.One stone shoot "Fire".
Aim one in front of you to make go crash.
Two stones shoot "Fira".
Auto-aim.One in front of you must go crash!
Three stones cast "Firaga".
Make everyone in front of you go crash.
Mog:Wh-why the heck are you telling us all this?
Golem:Me know how to use.You don't.Me don't win like that.Unfair!
Mog:Think we need your help to win, do ya!?
Golem:Me guard.Me no lose.
Chocobo:Kweh!
(begin to race)
......
(finished)
Golem:You better than me thought,ok to leave village.
Mog:Well,a promise is a promise.Hand over your Blue Crystal,rock-head!
Golem:Me go with you.
Mog:WHAAAT?
Golem:You have my Crystal if me go too.
Mog:What kind of reasonin' is that!?
...But you're too big to argue with!
Golem:And me don't trust you,snowball.
Mog:Are you talkin' about me!?
Golem:Me go with you.Me watch you.
Chocobo:Kweh!(happy)
Mog:What are you happy about!?
Man,I can't believe that...
Oh well,fine.Have it your way!But I'm leader...got that!?
(the three get on their journey)
Cid:Well,it seems our heros gained a new pardner.
As they say...the more the merrier!
(to be continue)
Capital 4
Cid:Well now.Chocobo,Mog and Golem continued on their journey.
They soon moseyed on to an old,abandoned mine.
It sure was one Ionesome-lookin' place!
Chocobo:Kweh?
Mog:These are the Mythril Mountains.People used to
mine a kind of metal
called "Mythril" here.
But since the Mythril supply ran out,they gave up digging...
Golem:Be careful!Me hear bandits here.
Mog:Bandits!?You're gotta be kiddin'!
We're gotta go through the mines to get to the other side
of the mountains,ya know.
a vioce:Don't nobody move!
(Mog is kidnaped by a goblin with a knife)
Goblin:'Allo,'allo,'allo!?Wot do we 'ave 'ere?
Yer betta 'and over yer pennie 'n pence if yer wanna stay
alive,mates!
Mog(sweat~):H-h-hey you guys!Do what he says!
My life...your LEADER's life is at stake!
(Chocobo found that the goblin has a Crystal too)
Chocobo:Kweh!
Golem:Hey!You have Blue Crystal too.
Mog:Wha...?
Goblin:Cor!?Wot a surprise this is...!Yer sayin' you 'ave 'em too?
This makes it interestin' then...
I dare yers to race me in me mines!
The losers 'ave gotta give up their Blue Crystal,right?
Chocobo:Kweh!
Golem:Ok.We no lose.
Mog:Fine,we'll race!So cut it out and lemme go already!
Goblin:You look like you've got wot it takes...
but there be Magic Stones of "ICE" round these parts!
One Stones lets you cast "Blizzard"...
It places a sheet of ice on the couse that makes
whoever run over it spin outta control.
Using two stones casts "Blizzra",
which makes for others to spin out on.
Three stones cast "Blizzaga" that freezes
all yer foes in ice and makes 'em crash.
Not that any of this matters,
'coz even if yer woz to pick up an "ICE" Stone...
...I'll use my ability,"MUG",to nick it from yers!
(begin to race)
......
(finished)
Mog:Hah!We sure showed you!
Goblin:Gorblimey!Wot 'ave I done?
I woz bein' too easy on yers!
Mog:"Ere,ear!"Let's have the Blue Crystal outta your earring there..."matey"!
Chocobo:Kweh!(found there's somthing drop from Goblin)
Mog:What's up,Choc?Hey,what's that?
Goblin:Blimey,that be me...!
(Mog pick up the paper)
Mog:Let's see...!
"Yer Royal'ighness.I'll be stealin' yer beloved treaure...
Yer most faithful subject.
Goblin Hood xxx
Mog:Goblin hood?
You mean THE Goblin Hood...?
Golem:Me hear Goblin Hood before.He steal from bad,rich only.
He give to good,poor.
Mog:So...you're the big hero,or should I say,"'hero",then?
Goblin:Hobs nobs to goblins!!!Now yers know who I is!
Well,I ain't gonna run or 'ide!
Wotcha gonna do,gimme away to the old Bill or somefink?
Mog:Hey,yeah!We could get a big reward for snitchin' on this guy!
Chocobo:Kweh!Kweh!
Mog:What are you Kweh-ing for!?
Are you saying "don't do it"!?
Golem:Me can tell too.He not bad goblin.
Chocobo:Kweh!
Goblin:Hah!Wot a bunch o' sissies...
Mog:Aww gee!We could've become filthy rich from the reward money!
Chocobo:Kweh!
Mog:All right,all right!I won't suith on him...
no matter how much he deserves it!
Golem:OK,let us through,Goblin Hood.
Goblin:Uh-uh.Not on yer nelly!
Mog:What now?
Goblin:I'm afraid you'll 'ave to let us joins yers!
I can't just let yers go,knowin' who I is and all!
Chocobo:Kweh,kweh!
Goblin:Wot's more...You seem to have to good a nose for sniffin'
out people's treasure there,mate!
Mog:It takes one to know one...Wow,this could work!
Goblin:'Ang on sec!Don't get me wrong!
I ain't gonna steal anyfink for yer,Red-Nose.
Mog:Hey,I'm no thief!I just got a knack for sniffing out treasure.
And don't call me "Red-Nose",Big Ears!
Goblin:Well,anyways,it must be destiny that we met.
I'm looking forward to working with yer,nipper.
Mog(faint~):This has gotta be my unlucky day...
Chocobo:Kweh!
......
Cid:Sooo,once again,another fella joined our party.
What awaits our pals on the other side of the mine?
(to be continue)
Capital 5
Cid:With Goblin as the guide.
Chocobo and friends came to a spooooky-lookin' forest.
Goblin:Betta be careful.This 'ere place be called the "Cursed Forest".
I've 'eard that that a lotta people 'ave disappeared 'ere
with a trace.
Golem:Me see light there.
Goblin:Blimey!It can't be the...?
Mog:Huh?It can't be what!?
Goblin:Wot?You sacred or somefink?
Mog:Huh,whatever!Scared of something like this?..Me?
Goblin:I 'ear there be a "Black Manor" in this 'ere "Cursed Forest".
They sez that no one who enters there ever comes
back out alive.
Mog(sweat~):Errh...Why don't we turn back?
Golem:Too late.We in front of manor.
Mog:Geez!It looks as scary as somethin' outta a horror movie!
Umm...I don't think we should be here.
Goblin:But we is lost,and it's gettin' pretty late.
I think waiting 'ere till the morrow is a jolly idea.
Chocobo:Kweh!
Golem:Only Mog scared.
Mog:Scared!?Moi!?Fine then...let's go in!
(they went into the manor)
Goblin:Cor...it sure be ereepy,wot...?
Mog:I'm SOOO sure be that something scary will come out...
(the door is open)
Golem:Uh?
Mog:Waaaah!Don't scrae me like that!
Goblin:Golly,Golem!Wot'up?
Golem:Thought me saw someone there!
Mog:S-s-somebody go ch-ch-check it out!
Goblin:Why don't you go for once!?
Chocobo:kweh!(Chocobo was drow in the door)
Golem:Oh!
Goblin:There goes Chocobo...!
Golem:He brave.
Mog:What? Chocobo?No!He's just thick!
Goblin:Well,well,well...looks like we'll 'ave to go too!
I 'ear that this 'ere manor has the Magic Stones
of "THUNFERBOLTS".
Using one stone will cast "Thunder".
It make the bloke in front of you get 'it by
a lighting bolts and carsh.
Two stones casts "Thoundara".
It will strike the chap in front of you with
three lighting bolts and causes 'im crash.
Using three stones will cast "Thundaga".
This causes everybody else to be zapped by lightning and crash.
You can avoid the first and second type of lightning,but...
oh well,yer gotta experience it to learn it,right?
Golem:Okay,me go!
Mog:Um...you guys go ahead.Errh...I'll wait for you right here.
Goblin:Okay?'Ave it your way,chum...
Golem:Ooookay...Mog be careful.
(the two guys get into the room)
Mog:Phew...(I'm alone ...)
Hey...wait a minute...
In a horror flick,the one left by himself is
always the first one killed!
On second thought...
(several eyes appeared)
Mog:Aaaarrghh!!Wait for me!
(he follow the two into the dark room)
Mog:Hey!What the...?What's a racetrack doing in this old manor?
(then begin the race)
......
(and finished)
Mog:What's he doing trying to scare us?Hah!
Golem:He look like magican.
Goblin:So...it was this chap's magic that kept people from leavin'
the forest,eh?
Well now...you betta tell us 'ow to get outta 'ere!
Black Magican(BM):...
(the Crystal in BM's stab was shine)
Mog:Hey,he's got a Blue Crystal too!
How come everybody's got a Blue Crystal except for me...?
(BM and Chocobo seemed talking about someting)
BM(sweat~):...
Chocobo:Kweh!
Goblin:Looks like ther're the best of mates now!
Mog:How the heck can they communicate!?
Chocobo:Kweh!Kweh!
Golem:Chocobo say "take him with us"?
Chocobo:Kweh!
BM:...
Goblin:Wot?You mean say"thank you"?
Mog:Like I said before,how the heck can you tell!?
Great!Just what I need...Another weirdo!
Why can't we just have a cute girl who's in love
with the hero for once...
Just like in real 'fantasy' games!You know someone
who has a tragic past or a sad desting!
Goblin(tell Mog):Only in yer dream,mate...
(BM come sudently to them)
BM:...
Mog:Whoa!
......
Cid:My oh my!Now we have a mysterious magican minglin'
with our merry men!
What will happen now...?
(to be continue)
Capital 6
Cid:Chocobo and friends were gettin' kinda tried from
all the travellin' they'd done so far.
Their new buddy,the BM,silently led them to
a village of mages and magicians.
......
Golem:Here "Mysidia".Magicians' village.
Mog:I don't know about you guys,but all this travelling
is getting to me!
Say,why don't we get someone to cast "Cure" on us
to freshen us up a bit?
Chocobo:Kweh!(he see something)
(a white mage is doing something )
Goblin:Looky there.She be a White Mage!
Just what yer wanted,eh Mog?
Mog:Awesome!...Exeuse me!Wanna cast a "Cure" on us?
White Mage(WM):Oh,who are you people?Where did you come from?
Could it be that you are lost...?
Mog(love..):Hubba,hubba!What a babe!
Chocobo:Kweh!
WM:Hm?Have I met you somewhere before?
Goblin:We's all knackered from our journey!
Would yer magic and "Cure" our fatigue pleeze,missy?
WM:No problem.Everybody,hold out your arms.
Mog:Hey,it sound like she's talking to little kids...
like when a school nurse give flu-shots or somethin'!
WM:Now,now...it's not going to hurt.
So come on,show me your arms.
Chocobo:Kweh!
(the all Blue Crystal begin to shine)
WM:Oh!You..all of you...Have Magicite!?
Mog:"Magicite"!?
WM:What?You were carring them around without even
knowing what they were!?
They are "Shards of Magicite"!
Golem:Me hear before...
Magicite,lengendary crystal.
Goblin:So wot,we all 'ave a piece of some legend 'ere!?
Mog:Oh,shut up!You know I don't have one!!
WM:Look!I have one too.
(she has a big crystal on her necklace)
Mog:Man,it's huge!
Goblin:Blimey,I bet that 'as got a blindin' ability!
WM:There is a legend about these Magicite shards...
Mog:Tell me! I wanna know about it!
WM:You do seem greedy all of a sudden...
I wonder if it's safe to tell the story to a person like you?
Mog:My...aren't as greedy as this little one.
Chocobo:Kweh!
WM:Hey,why don't we have a race at the Floating Gardens?
If you win,I'll tell you the story.
Goblin:The Floating Gardens?
WM:Yep,it's an island in the sky on winch the ancestors of Mysidia
built hanging gardens.
It's even got a road that we can race on.Magic Stones of
"Mini",which makes your competitors shrink in size and slow down.
Collecting and using two or three stones at once makes
everyone become even smaller and slower.When you use three stones,
you can even run over affected competitors and flatten them!
Mog:Picking on little guys is your style,huh?
Hah!But I'm more worried about the 'alt-i-tude' than your
"att-i-tude"!
WM:Don't tell me you're scared of heights?
Why should you be...you have wings!
Mog:Moi?Scares of heights?Well,I'll show you!
But when we win,you're gonna tell us the legend,Okay?
WM:All right,all right.I Promise.
Chocobo:Kweh!
(now begin the race)
......
(over)
WM:Oooh...You were better than I thought!
Mog:Well.Let's hear the legend...and don't spare the details!
WM:...
Goblin:You prosimed,remember,missy?
WM:There are Magicite shards scattered all over the world.
It used to be one large magicite Crystal...
But people kept fighting each other over it.
So the founder of Mysidia,the great magician Ming-Wu,
broke the crystal into eight pieces.
He then scattered the the shards to the four winds.
He did so to assure the later restoration of the
Magicite Crystal...
...when all eight pieces are brought together again.
Goblin:So...that means...
Mog:Once those pieces are put back together again,the restored
Magicite Crystal will become MINE!
WM:It was because of people like you that the Magicite was
originaly broken into pieces,you know!
Mog:Ah...!
WM:(sigh)...I guess it can't be helped.
I'll just have to join you guys.
Chocobo:Kweh!
Mog:What!?
WM:I have to take responsibility now that I told you the legend.
Mog:No way!You gotta be kiddin' me!I'm against it !
Goblin:But Mog,weren't you the one who wanted a girl in the group?
Besides,dontcha think it's betta than a bunch o'blokes?
Mog:Egads!How 'bout the rest of you guys!?
BM:...
Golem:OK with me...
WM:Well that decides it!
Chocobo:Kweh!
(the people get on the way,but Mog...)
Mog:I...I'm not gonna stand for this.She treats me like
I'm a little kid!
I might look like a cute adorable guys,
but I'm really a respectable adult in the Moogle society!
Plus,a majority decision is the basis of democracy,so...
Huh?(the others were already away)
!!Hey!You can't leave your leader behind!Wait for me!
(Hey...I will just put up with this until I get my hand on that
Magicite Crystal...Until then,I'll use that White Mage
as much as I can!)
I said already!I can't believe you're really leaving me behind!
......
Cid:And so our gang finally got the "heroine" they dreamed about to
join their quest!
But where could the rest of them doggone Magicite shards be?
Is Mog gonna git his paws on the Magicite Crystal and take over
the world!? Tune in the same time next week fer the next exciting
episode of "Chocobo Racing"!
Y'all come back now,ya hear!?Yee-haw!
(to be continue)
Capital 7
Cid:Whoa,I thought.I told ya we'd be back next week!
But you're readin' the next episode awready!
I guess you reeelly wanted to know what was going to happen next!
Well anyway,having learned the secret to the Magicite shards...
Chocobo and friends kept on journeyin' to find
the rest of 'em.
Mog:Oh,man.I'm starving...!
WM:Wow,do you ever stop complaining or wanting something?
Mog:Now that we've got another mouth to feed,
there's less food to go round!
Of course we'll get hungry.
WM(sweat~):Now that you mention it...I suppose you're right.
Mog:...I'm talking about you,big mouth!
Goblin:Golly,that sounded big.Woy that you,Golem?
Golem:Me rock.Me no eat.
WM:Then...who was it?
Mog:What the..?
Was that an earthquake,or someone's stomach grumbling?
(Chubby Chocobo come out)
Chubby Chocobo(CC):Food...give me food...!
Mog:Who in cholestero's name are you?
CC:I'm Chubby Chocobo.You got any food I can have?
Goblin:Hey Chocobo,you'd betta watch wot yer eat if yer
don't wanna end up like "Lardy-boy" 'ere!
Chocobo:Kweh!
WM:I'm sorry.We're hungry too...but we just don't have any food on us.
CC:Those Blue Crystal will do.The one I had wasn't bad at all.
Mog:What?You ate a pieces of Magicite?Arrgh!
WM:Wow,he's telling the truth.look!
His stomach is glowing!
Chocobo:kweh!
Golem:Yes...it glow...
Goblin:Hobs nobs to goblins!
You really did eat it!
CC:Ooohh,my poor stomach!
Give me anything!I'm starving!
Mog:Alright big guys.Let's make a deal!
We'll have a race now.
CC:Huh...?Why do we have to race?
Mog:'Cause that's the whole purpose of this game,ya big dope!
Anyway...if we win,we'll take the Blue Crystal that's
in your stomach!
CC:You want to race now?Seriously?
But I'm too hungry for that...!
Look at it this way...
I think you could do with the,um..exercise.
Goblin:But wot if we's lose...?
Mog:Then he can eat us all.
Goblin:Say wot!?
CC:Oh,really!?But...you don't look that tasty.
Mog:Oh,shut your cake hole!
WM:Hey,wait!Do you know what you're saying!?
Mog:Don't worry,we'll be fine,we can't possibly lose to THAT guy.
WM:But we don't even know what kind of ability he has!
He does have a Magicite shard in him,remember?
Mog:Oops...
CC:Anyway,this place has the Magic Stones of "REFLECT".
When someone tries to attack you with a Magic stone,
the spell backtires on 'em.
You can reflect a magic attack by just carrying a stone with you...
...but each time you reflect magic,it will use up one stone.
I can hardly stomach this hunger anymore!
I...I just got to eat!
Let's hurry up and get the race thing over!
Mog:Man,I should have thought this out more before I made a deal.
If we get beaten.We will get eaten!!!
(the race begins)
......
(finished)
CC:Uhhh...I was too weak from starvation to put up a fight.
WM:The Crystal fragment in your stomach sure has a wonderful ability.
It really took us by surprise...
CC:But it doesn't take away my hunger,so it's no good!
Mog:Anyway,cough up your Crystal as yo promised,buster!
CC(sweat~):Errh,I hate to say this,but...
My stomach has been action up a bit lately,so,errh...
I won't come out for a while.
So I'll just have to go along with you guys...
while you wait for it to,errh...pop out!
And what's more,it looks like I'll get to eat lots
of dirfferent foods if I travel with you,Mmm-hmmm!
Goblin:Gorblimey,now we's gonna 'ave anuvva BIG MOUTH to feed.
I 'ope we's don't starve to death coz of this 'ere
kottomless pit.
Mog:Now,now...let's give a big welcome to our new bubby here!
WM:Did you really say that,Mog?
Are you feeling all right?
Mog:Oh,come on,You know me...I'm always warm-hearted and friendly.
(Besides,if we feed him lots of food,that magicite shard will
have to come out of there eventually.It's kinda disgusting,
but if I wash it enaough it should be Okay,I hope...)
So come along now,Chubby Chocobo!
Don't be shy.Let's continue our fantastic voyage together!
CC:Oh,goody gumdrops...!But wait!
Haven't you forgotten the food deal?
Mog:What "food deal"?
CC:You know...to eat..
Mog:Oh,no,you don't mean...?
CC:That's right.
Mog:You really want to eat us?
CC:Eat you?Ugh,no!Don't you have breadcrumbs to scatter on the
road so you don't lose your way?
Mog(angry):Of couse we don't!We're not "Hansel and Gretel",
you know,...
......
Cid:Let's leave our friends here before they have a "Grimm" ending!
(to be continue)
Capital 8
Cid:Asscompanied by Chubby,the Crystal consuming Chocobo...
Our company came across a creepy,crawly cavern...
On the other side was a desolate wasteland-the likes
of which they'd never seen before.
......
CC:Hey hey hey,you're looking for the Crystal fragments,right?
Well,I've heard that there's one here in the Vulcan-O valley.
Goblin:I'll be gobsmacked!You actually know somefink.
And I thought all you could do was eat...
Mog: Yeah,but it's no help if we starve to death 'cause he eats
all our food!
Golem:Something not right here!
CC:Ah,I forgot to tell you...We've gotta be extremely careful...
They say there's mighty magical monster living here.
WM:A MAGICIAL MONSTER?
Mog:Why the heck didn't you tell us that before!?
(a paar eyes appeared)
Mog:Oh no...!
Goblin:Gorbtimey!I don't like the looks of this!
Mog:Don't tell me...!
WM:...It's the most powerful beast known to man...
Golem:BEHEMOTH!!!
Behemoth:I hope you had a good life...
For nobody,can leave the Vulcan-O Valley alive!
Chocobo:Kweh!
Behemoth:How intriguing.You are the first one who did not
tremble at the very sigh of me...
WM:We only came here to look for Magicite shards!
We didn't mean to disturb you,sir!
Behemoth:Hmm...You mean this?
Mog:Oh man!It's the biggest piece over!
Behemoth:Here in Vulcan-O Valley are the Magic stones
of "DOOM".
Mog:D-D-D-D-DOOM!?
Behemoth:Yes,it casts a fearsome curse on the foe in front of you.
After a ten-second countdown,that cursed one will crash.
You may rid yourself of the curse by bumping into
another person and transferring it onto him or her.
Mog:Urgh,that's nasty,man!This could get REAL ugly...!
Behemoth:If you wish to have my shard of magicite,
then you must defeat me!
Chocobo:Kweh!
(the race begins)
......
(finished)
Mog:Oh my gosh...I can't believe we won!
Behemoth:The day has finally arrived...I stand defeated!
Mog:That's right! We BEAT you,so hand over your magicite shard...(errh,please)!
Behemoth:I shall keep my word...
(suddenly all the Crystal glowing at the same time)
WM:Look! Our Crystal are starting to glow!
Mog:Whoa! It's blinding me!
Chocobo:Kweh!
......
Cid:Whoowee!Looky here!
The first official "TO BE CONTINUED" since this good ol'
story began!!
All them magicite shards have suddenly begun to shine
like the sun!!
What'll happpen to our friends now?
And what'll become of Mog's doffoue dastardly plan?
You don't wanna miss the next and final episode of
"Chocobo Racing"...
"FINAL FANTASY".Be there or be SQUARE!
(to be continued)
Capital 9
WM:Look! Our Crystal are starting to glow!
Mog:Whoa! It's blinding me!
Chocobo:Kweh?
Mog:What the...?My totally wicked head-bopper is glowing too!
Don't tell me that it was a magicite shard all along!?
Ha ha! This is awesome! So I DID have a Crystal after all!
BM:...!The time-th hath come-th...
All eight fragments-th of the magicite-th have been
brought together-th once again-th...
The gate-th to Fanstasia shall soon open-th ...
WM:What!?Was that you,Black Magician!?
Mog:Hey wait a sec...you can "speak-th"!?
(CG-come to fantasia)
a voice:Welcome to FANTASIA---the realm of the Espers.
WM:Hun...?
the voice:We have not had visitors form
the outer world in several centuries...
Behemoth:Forgive me your majesty.
It was my carelessness that allowed this to happen.
Golem:Oh!Don't tell me...!
Goblin:Golly Golem!You knows who it is!?
Golem:He king of Espers...
Mog:King of WHAT?
WM:Espers?You mean the legendary "Beasts of Illusion"...?
Behemoth:Yes,he is our great king...the king of the Espers...
(Bahamut come out)
Behemoth:...Lord Bahamut!
Bahamut:Your strength and courage have brought you
all the way from the other world.
I shall place upon you a final trial...
to see you how worthy you really are.
Mog:A...a final t-trial...?
(I hope you mean racing!)
Behemoth:Here in Fantasia lie the Magic stones of "ULTIMA".
WM:"Ultima"..?You don't mean the "ultimae" magic that the great
wizard Ming-Wu sealed away...!?
Behemoth:Using a single "ULTIMA" stones will cause all
other competitors to spin out of control.
With two,all of your opponents will be made to crash.
And three stones will cause all your competitors
to have a catastrophic crash.
Such is the power that the "ULTIMA" stones possess!
WM:But...why were the "ULTIMA" stones sealed away here?
Bahamut:If you wish to learn the secret of "ULTIMA",you must
master the use of these stones and...Defeat me!!!
(begin the final race)
......
(finish)
Bahamut: Well done. You have passed my find test...
Do you know why the magicite Crystal was broken
into eight fragments?
WM:Because the great Magician Ming-Wu saw that it was the cause of
too much warfare...
Bahamut:That is true.Mankind has fought over the Magicite for aeons...
Only so that they could open the portal to Fantasia...
And exploit the magical power of the Espers for their
own selfish purposes.
Mog:Tsk...those greedy humans...I tell ya.
Goblin:You oughta talk...!
Bahamut:Fearful of the future of humans.The great magician
Ming-Wu and I...choese to break the Magicite Crystal
into pieces and scatter them throughtout your world.
So that the possessors of the eight Crystal shards
would not gather together...and open the portal to
take hold of Fantasia...we gave eight Crystal to
Behemoth to gurad over.It was also at this time
that the "ULTIMA" stones were brought here and
sealed in this realm.
This was done so that humans could no longer
threatea other living things with the power of "ULTIMA".
WM:So that's why the "ULTIMA" Stones were sealed away here...
It was done out of loving concern for humans by
the great Ming-Wu and lord Bahamut...!
Bahamut:Correct!But now I look at you children and
I am pleasantly suprised...
Chocobos...Moogles...Golems...Goblins...And humans.
All from different species that have been warring
over the possession of the Magicite from time eternal...
But now,you have come toghter from all over the world
in peace and harmony.During the centun'es that the
portal outer world appears to have changed for the better.
From this day forth,we shall keep the portal between
our worlds open...so I can watch over your world's
future as well as ours.
Mog:So,um,what's gonna happen to the Magicite Crystal then?
Bahamut:It is no longer needed.Its purpose has been fulfilled.
Fantasia shall exist in harmony with your world from
this day on.
(Bahamut disappear)
Mog:No!!!He can't do that!What was all that journeying and racing for?
WM:Oh,come on...what an experience we had!
We got to meet lord Bahamut,the king of the Espers,
and change our world's destiny!
Chocobo:Kweh!
Goblin:Well the show's over...
No use 'anging 'round 'ere, I 'spose.
WM:Oh lord Bahamut, please watch over the world so that all
living beings continue to live in peace.
Chocobo:Kweh!
......(The ending CG)
(fin)
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